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I pitched this idea and shirt.woot made it. Art by Hillary White. It’s $12 today on Woot with free shipping. Please buy it and wear something very silly that I am very psyched about.

I pitched this idea and shirt.woot made it. Art by Hillary White. It’s $12 today on Woot with free shipping. Please buy it and wear something very silly that I am very psyched about.


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HUNX!!!!! SO HUNKY!!!!!! SO MANY HUUUUUUUUUUNX! XXX-TREEEEME HUNK ——-ALERT———- ALL YOUR SEXY FAVORITES YOUNG AND READY WAITIN 4 U

HUNX!!!!! SO HUNKY!!!!!! SO MANY HUUUUUUUUUUNX! XXX-TREEEEME HUNK ——-ALERT———- ALL YOUR SEXY FAVORITES YOUNG AND READY WAITIN 4 U



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This song is not on Spotify, so let’s give up


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Do you guys remember that episode of Twin Peaks with David Bowie?

Yes, you do. The one that takes place in an office in LA?

You KNOW, the one where he is dressed as Candace Bergen?

Come on! It’s like, a love letter to fax machines?! I can’t have dreamed this.

Hoggle is in it?




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theworstroom:

Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn. $600.00
“special deal only for someone with a cat”
“we want to make sure the cat is a good fit as well”

We want to make sure the cat is a good fit as well

theworstroom:

Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn. $600.00

“special deal only for someone with a cat”

“we want to make sure the cat is a good fit as well”

We want to make sure the cat is a good fit as well

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"Sorry, guys. The party’s over."


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This Year Ruled

1. I stopped drinking. Wanna stop drinking? Watch the movie There’s Something Wrong With Aunt Diane, think to yourself “I could see myself driving drunk with kids in the car,” get so freaked out that you never drink again. That’s how I did it!

2. I read The Four Agreements by Don Miguel Ruiz and it rules so hard I can legitimately say it changed my life

3. I started to finally believe I am awesome and now my life rules

4. Started enjoying eating healthier—it rules now

5. Got to work with some awesome writers and actors at UCB and that ruled

6. For REAL stopped caring what other people think and that REALLY rules

The point is it ruled.

I think resolutions are kinda silly. They’re just a way of saying you’re aware of something you or others think you “should” do-and this awareness is so diffuse and global as to be impractical in helping you figure out concrete steps to take (“I’m going to lose weight.” Um ok but I NEED STEPS). They just seem designed to fail for that reason. I think if something is important to you, you’ll do it TODAY in a manageable way or a small chunk and you’ll be successful because it was concrete and meaningful to you. This is just how I feel about resolutions; maybe other people are different and find them helpful. KUDOZ.

There was a time in my life when I was a size 6 with very long compensatory body hair that grew to maintain heat and I ate12 apples in a row as a meal so I think I’m doing pretty fucking well right now. HAPPY NEW YEAR HUMANS


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