January 2012
15 posts
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"Watchin' Downton" On PaperMag and Sundance...
Check us out on PaperMag right under a woman who flossed her butt with a subway pole…
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…on a list of must-see Downton fan-fare on www.sundancechannel.com!
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December 2011
41 posts
We Deserve Better Crap
Morning Glory is on Netflix Instant, in case you’re in the mood for the most maudlin, insulting (to all intelligent people, but particularly women), bizarrely stupid joke you’ve ever played on your own eyes. The nosebleed I got while watching it (due to a mishap involving an especially sharp “boog”) was more enjoyable. When you make Patrick Wilson and Diane Keaton...
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The Best Out-Of-Context Note On An Improv Scene
“The most passive choice is to not be Asian.”
Not to be a jerk
But in the movie House, William Katt’s character is writing a book about Vietnam called “One Man’s Story: A Personal Account of the Vietnam War.”
YOUR BOOK TITLE IS BORING
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Someone made a youtube video "supercut" of every... →
Oh, it was also videotaped while playing on a tv, then cut together.
I want to understand people’s passions.
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A NEW video written by…ME!!! Directed by Zach Broussard! Starring Will Hines, Bridget Fitzgerald, Dan Hodapp, Langan Kingsley, Connor Ratliff, Austin Rye, Bill Weeden and Sasheer Zamata!
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Something intense happens
When, at 12am, you watch a metrocard machine add your last nine dollars to a card (so you can get to work the next day) and then erase that money and spit out an invalid card.
When I get paid on Thursday I am gonna order like 4 pizzas and just eat each one slowly, slice by slice, while I stare at the other pizzas, knowing only I will get to eat them and I will have my fill of all the pizza I...
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Character Idea
Haley Joel Osteen
YOU’RE WELCOME