May 2012
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May 31st
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What is it like
to have parents who support you #tinyviolin
May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 16th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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April 2012
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Apr 24th
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Lena Dunham Could Stop Working Right Now
And she would still be the most important voice on the subject of REAL SEX and the female experience in basically the entire world ever, no hyperbo, everyone else just pack your bags and GTFO
Apr 24th
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Someone on My Street is Blasting "Are You Gonna Go...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 16th
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Everybody knows
That OKCupid is like an orgy: if you see someone you know, just keep moving and don’t look them in the eye. Why I got people I know IRL lookin’ at my profe? Once I accidentally clicked on someone from high school and I screamed aloud and left his page immediately. STOP WATCHING ME TRYING TO GET MY TOUCH ON, WORLD
Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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"Why We Love Sociopaths" →
“Many social norms function as straightforward commandments— for example, “thou shalt not take cuts in line”—but fail to prescribe a punishment or designate an agent who is qualified to administer it. As a result, when someone does take cuts, there seems to be nothing anyone can do.In fact, the person who does decide to confront the offender may well come out looking like the asshole in the...
Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 1st
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March 2012
14 posts
Mar 31st
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Saturday I auditioned for A Harold Team at UCB
It’s kind of nice when you can be in an audition and be genuinely blown away by the talent of the other people in your group. I didn’t do so great, but I got to watch, and ENJOY, everyone else (sure, I wanted other things out of an audition like everyone does, but it softened the nerves/reality blow to observe great people killing a scene in the awesomest ways).  I also got terrified...
Mar 25th
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Mar 20th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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MORE MARCH SHOWS! IT'S MARCH SILLINESS!
3/14/12    SCHOOL NIGHT 2 person improv with DOM MANZOLILLO! We’re MANZOLERNO!!! WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14TH, 2012 (TONIGHT! WHOOPS!) UCB THEATRE (CHELSEA) 11pm FREE! 3/22/12   FAMBLY AT THE WOMEN IN COMEDY FESTIVAL!!! Some of us ARE women; all of us LOVE women! SKETCH COMEDY! Paired with Cory! and The Mo Show! THURSDAY, MARCH 22, 2012 IMPROVBOSTON MAINSTAGE, BOSTON MASS!!! 8PM $12...
Mar 14th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 7th
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Sure,
I feel bad about the thoughts I think while listening to the Columbine (Dave Cullen) audiobook. I still think them, though. For starters, it should’ve been read by a woman, not a man, and a woman with a placid voice, not a grave tone. WHY AM I NOT PAID A MILLION BONES TO MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS
Mar 7th
SHOWS I AM PERFORMING IN OR WROTE SOME OF THIS...
3/6/12    NEW TEAM HAROLD An improv show! It’s all made up! TUESDAY, MARCH 6TH, 2012 UCB THEATRE (CHELSEA) 6:30pm $5 3/10/12   KATHY SALERNO TELLS A STORY! at The G.L.O.C. MIXER Listen to me tell a weird story about my life! I’m a millenial! Get me outta here! SATURDAY, MARCH 10, 2012 THE PIT 3:30PM FREE!! 3/12/12   FAMBLY ON MAUDE NIGHT! I wrote a stoopid sketch!...
Mar 5th
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February 2012
47 posts
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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