May 2013
5 posts
April 2013
1 post
December 2012
3 posts
This Year Ruled
1. I stopped drinking. Wanna stop drinking? Watch the movie There’s Something Wrong With Aunt Diane, think to yourself “I could see myself driving drunk with kids in the car,” get so freaked out that you never drink again. That’s how I did it!
2. I read The Four Agreements by Don Miguel Ruiz and it rules so hard I can legitimately say it changed my life
3. I started to...
“You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to...”
– Hillary Clinton (via ceedling)
November 2012
1 post
October 2012
2 posts
I'm Performing This Friday 10/12 At Gentrify At...
Show is at 10:30. Come check it out! Reserve tickets here.
September 2012
3 posts
August 2012
3 posts
July 2012
6 posts
You are not among friends.
Ridiculous that people are still talking about the Daniel Tosh thing in terms of hecklers vs comedians.
The people who are saying that “hecklers deserve what they get” don’t understand that feeling a lady has when she is cruising along in a room full of enlightened dudes, “fellow humans,” and then all of a sudden, one of these “good dudes” let’s...
I just made a joke about this song on twitter but...
June 2012
15 posts
2 tags
One time
I was watching a Lifetime movie with my mom (I was like 13) and that woman who plays the mom in Poltergeist was in it. JoBeth Williams! That was her name. So JoBeth Williams starts hitting on a married man, even though she’s the main character, who I subconsciously knew I was supposed to like and root for, so I was confused (I was 13 and didn’t understand complexity). So she sleeps...
"I'm sorry, it's just a fact"
is the #1 thing said about opinions
1 tag
I'm sorry but Tom Cruise is MAGNETIC
Wait, I’m not sorry, see Rock of Ages and be as confused as I am re: what we all thought Tom Cruise was, this is another level, I’m having an existential CRUISis
Not hairy?
Not interested.
May 2012
11 posts
What is it like
to have parents who support you
#tinyviolin
