October 2009
10 posts
Moral=Can't Eat Cake with No Arms
me: I don't think you're a sucker, but it sounds to me like the other phone might have been the better deal
Ali: yeh but the free phone was ugly (!)
me: LOL THEY ARE BANKING ON THAT TO PUSH YOU TOWARD THE IPHONE
Ali: YESSSSSSSSS
me: "Do you want cake, or chewed bubblegum?" UM I'LL TAKE THE CAKE PLZ KTHNXBAI
Ali: "ok, but the cake is $17"
me: "Ok, but the cake costs two arms" "Well, if that's what it costs.." (holds out arms)
Ali: "two arms and chewed gum is worse than cake with no arms to eat it with, obvs"
me: of course
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Someone Please Write Sara Carlson's Wikipedia Page... →
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How Chats End
me: gots ta fled
Ali: OK BEY
me: LOL "BEY"
Ali: ha ha
me: ok thanks for ur support
Ali: THAT'S WHAT NPR SAYS
Oct 12th
Everything You Know Is Wrong
crag (plural crags) A rocky outcrop outcrop (plural outcrops) A piece of land that stands out (usually into water) from the land surrounding. A coming out of bedrock or of an unconsolidated deposit to the surface of the ground. The part of a rock formation that appears at the surface of the ground. The point is, I thought “crag” meant “hole.” As you were.
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