Moral=Can't Eat Cake with No Arms
- me:I don't think you're a sucker, but it sounds to me like the other phone might have been the better deal
- Ali:yeh but the free phone was ugly (!)
- me:LOL THEY ARE BANKING ON THAT TO PUSH YOU TOWARD THE IPHONE
- me:"Do you want cake, or chewed bubblegum?" UM I'LL TAKE THE CAKE PLZ KTHNXBAI
- Ali:"ok, but the cake is $17"
- me:"Ok, but the cake costs two arms" "Well, if that's what it costs.." (holds out arms)
- Ali:"two arms and chewed gum is worse than cake with no arms to eat it with, obvs"
- me:of course