December 2009
6 posts
this really just happened at duane reade
halinanewberrygrant:
young woman: (placing 3 foot box on counter) is this tree real, or plastic? worker: hmmm (turning to co-worker)…denise, do you know if this is real or plastic? denise: it says plastic on the box young woman: if it turns out it’s real, can i bring it back? me in my head: yes, if once you remove the branches, wire trunk and stand from the box, assemble the tree...
IF YOU WANT ANOTHER ANSWER, ASK ANOTHER GIRL
Ali: hey i have a fashion question
me: LOL "fashion question"
Ali: ok so i have these cute boots that are like the kind of snow boots litte kids wear
me: i'm hearing you
Ali: and kind of puffy but not big puffy
me: ok ok ok
Ali: so, I'm wearing them with the l'efant shirt
me: ok
Ali: and a cute t-shirt underneath BUT
me: gotcha
Ali: i don't have any skinny jeans
me: uh-huh
Ali: i only have boot cut
me: ok
Ali: so the boot cut are stuffed into the boots. it doesn't look bad?
me: no no no no no
Ali: fuck you
TWO OF THE BEST PEOPLE!
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