September 2009
16 posts
THIRSTY?
me: "Ladies and Gentleman, you'll note the straw right there that finally broke the camel's back"
Ali: THEIR HUMPS ARE FILLED WITH DELICIOUS WATER
I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe,” Fox, 23,...
– Us Weekly article on Megan Fox.
TRUE
Ali: i sort of wish i had soapnet
me: HA
Ali: another world is so good
me: uh
Ali: it's like if the plots you had when we played barbies were a show
me: HA HA HA
Ali: "played barbies"
Nobody taught us a book on how to control our emotions or our anger.
– Chris Brown (Via).
RIDICULOUS.
Chris Brown is making me frowny face all day today
That’s it, really.
DON’T ASSAULT PEOPLE.