Richard Armitage All Caps Action
Me: WHAT IS THAT SHOW GOING TO BE ON?????
Me: WHAT FUCKING CHANNEL
Me: WHY ISNT HE MORE FAMOUS
Ali: i know so hot
Me: HE IS LIKE THE NEXT JOHN HAMM
Me: I SWITCHED TO CAPS OUT OF SEX ANGER
Ali: lol sexanger
Me: THAT RICHARD ARMITAGE IS NOT EVEN MORE FAMOUS
Ali: he's just so attractive
Me: BUT I GUESS I ALSO DON'T WANT HIM TO BE HOLYWOOD-IZED
Ali: yeah, totes
Me: LIKE THEY DID TO FUCKING GERARD BUTLER
Me: NOW HE FUCKING SUCKS
Ali: you don't want all the valley girls and dust heads pining for him too
Me: RICHARD ARMITAGE IS LIKE TIMOTHY OLYPHANT, JON HAMM, AND JESUS CHRIST IN AN MMA MATCH TO THE DEATH, AND HE IS THE BLOODY PULP THAT EMERGES, FORGED FROM THE BODIES OF ALL THREE
Ali: lol you are very serious about him
Me: YOU CANT BE ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT HIM
I LOVE PHIL, GENESIS, THIS MASHUP, AND LIFE! ...
The Trader Joe
Ali: I gotta go to the trader and I feel like maybe i should just go now?
me: wait, trader joes?
me: uh..."The Trader?"
me: You've got some pelts for him?
Ali: I bring pelts and trade for firewater
me: he gives you spices and you give him smallpox
Ali: yes, zacklee
Hit Me Rabies One More Time
Delightful post from Lindsay Robertson that features this incredi-quote: “A very unscientific survey revealed to me that almost all American children go through a phase where they are obsessed with rabies.” Well, yes!
VERY IMPORTANT POST
GUYS I JUST CHANGED MY TUMBLR THEME AND I’M FEELING INSECURE ABOUT IT, BUT I THINK IT LOOKS GREAT! Love, A weirdo