I Am Most Thankful
That everyone in my life is a total goon, including me, and that’s the way I like it. People who aren’t goons suck.
So This Is Where I'm At
Watching Creepshow on Netflix Instant and it’s during “The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill” and I wonder what Stephen King looks like naked; then he’s shown without a shirt and it confirms what I suspected about myself: I’m into it. So like, if you know any life coaches or whatever.
WAIT A MINUTE
I’m watching The Thing right now for the millionth time and something just occurred to me. When MacReady is testing everyone’s blood and he says, “When a man bleeds, it’s just tissue. A thing won’t obey if it’s attacked,” HOW COME THE THINGS DON’T SCREECH AND GO INSANE AND REVEAL THEMSELVES WHEN HE CUTS EVERYONE’S FINGERS TO TEST THE BLOOD IN...
“‘The End of the Whole Mess’ was included as the fourth installment of Turner Network Television’s Nightmares & Dreamscapes: From the Stories of Stephen King, starring Ron Livingston as Howard and Henry Thomas as Bobby. It originally aired on July 19, 2006. In this version, Howard is an Oscar-winning documentary filmmaker instead of a writer, and he tells his story in...
One Saturday when I was about 12 or 13 years old, my mother took my sisters and I to Stew Leonard’s. I’d never been there before, and I remember being made very uncomfortable by all the animatronic animals and people that were part of the food displays. There’s all kinds of huge robot farmers and cows and chickens everywhere, making lots of noise and moving around and laying...
Don't Ever Sell Anything on Craigslist
“they r full of it. i am very serious. i will give u your price if we meet in bensonhurst. need it for a client im a businessman so im serious” -Real email I just received re: and iPod I’m selling (“they” is another buyer)