December 2011
41 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 28th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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We Deserve Better Crap
Morning Glory is on Netflix Instant, in case you’re in the mood for the most maudlin, insulting (to all intelligent people, but particularly women), bizarrely stupid joke you’ve ever played on your own eyes. The nosebleed I got while watching it (due to a mishap involving an especially sharp “boog”) was more enjoyable. When you make Patrick Wilson and Diane Keaton...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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The Best Out-Of-Context Note On An Improv Scene
“The most passive choice is to not be Asian.”
Dec 18th
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Not to be a jerk
But in the movie House, William Katt’s character is writing a book about Vietnam called “One Man’s Story: A Personal Account of the Vietnam War.” YOUR BOOK TITLE IS BORING
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
Dec 16th
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Listenlefthandedradio: Episode Twelve: Where Were...
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Someone made a youtube video "supercut" of every... →
Oh, it was also videotaped while playing on a tv, then cut together. I want to understand people’s passions.
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
WatchWatch
A NEW video written by…ME!!! Directed by Zach Broussard! Starring Will Hines, Bridget Fitzgerald, Dan Hodapp, Langan Kingsley, Connor Ratliff, Austin Rye, Bill Weeden and Sasheer Zamata!
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Something intense happens
When, at 12am, you watch a metrocard machine add your last nine dollars to a card (so you can get to work the next day) and then erase that money and spit out an invalid card. When I get paid on Thursday I am gonna order like 4 pizzas and just eat each one slowly, slice by slice, while I stare at the other pizzas, knowing only I will get to eat them and I will have my fill of all the pizza I...
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Character Idea
Haley Joel Osteen YOU’RE WELCOME
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Click Here to Reserve a Ticket for the 2011 UCB... →
This is going to be an awesome show featuring some incredible performers and writers. The hugely talented Dan Black and Dan Chamberlain will be performing one of my sketches, and I’m thrilled to be a part of this. Please come this Thursday, 9pm at UCBeast!
Dec 6th
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Watching Jagged Edge on Netflix Instant
“We’ve got the perfect lawyer to defend you. Only trouble is she hasn’t tried a case in four years.” It seems like a lot of movies are about that one case that happens to come along and draw a talented professional out of retirement. Durn coincidence right there.
Dec 5th
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So
I pitched a video sketch 4 months ago called Monopoly: The Wire Edition and now the actual game exisWHERE’S MY MONEY
Dec 5th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 1st
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