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Something intense happens

When, at 12am, you watch a metrocard machine add your last nine dollars to a card (so you can get to work the next day) and then erase that money and spit out an invalid card.

When I get paid on Thursday I am gonna order like 4 pizzas and just eat each one slowly, slice by slice, while I stare at the other pizzas, knowing only I will get to eat them and I will have my fill of all the pizza I could ever want until the next time I only have nine BORROWED dollars until I get paid a week later.

 no one can take my pizza 
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My name is Kathy Salerno and I'm a humor writer and performer in NYC.

I'm a sketch writer on the UCB Theatre NY Maude Team Fambly. You can see videos I wrote and/or performed in here.

I was recently featured on the Risk! podcast telling a story The Onion AV Club called, "unexpectedly poignant" (listen here).

My humor writing has appeared on McSweeney's (here and here) and Yankee Pot Roast.

I also write and perform sketches as part of the two-person duo Kathy and Emily and in the sketch group Gentleman Caller.

 

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