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This was me basically all day today, so much so that when I burst into tears while telling my non-English-speaking landlord and his translating son that there’s never enough hot water in my apartment, I actually considered lying and saying I had broken up with my boyfriend (I don’t have a boyfriend, nothing even close to a boyfriend) just so they wouldn’t think I’m some crazy crying lady who cries for “no reason.”
But
I am a crazy crying lady, I sometimes cry for no reason, I cry ALL the time when I have a reason, and I had kind of a bunch of reasons. But this is a HA HA blog for GOOFS and GAFFES and WHOOPS!? and [COLLAR LOOSENINGS!!!] so who even gives. Just pretend this is all a BLOOPER!!! and that I didn’t break my one rule about sharing my intermittent despair on a blog I created to display gif reblogs and internet detritus.

This was me basically all day today, so much so that when I burst into tears while telling my non-English-speaking landlord and his translating son that there’s never enough hot water in my apartment, I actually considered lying and saying I had broken up with my boyfriend (I don’t have a boyfriend, nothing even close to a boyfriend) just so they wouldn’t think I’m some crazy crying lady who cries for “no reason.”

But

I am a crazy crying lady, I sometimes cry for no reason, I cry ALL the time when I have a reason, and I had kind of a bunch of reasons. But this is a HA HA blog for GOOFS and GAFFES and WHOOPS!? and [COLLAR LOOSENINGS!!!] so who even gives. Just pretend this is all a BLOOPER!!! and that I didn’t break my one rule about sharing my intermittent despair on a blog I created to display gif reblogs and internet detritus.

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My name is Kathy Salerno and I'm a humor writer and performer in NYC.

I'm a sketch writer on the UCB Theatre NY Maude Team Fambly. You can see videos I wrote and/or performed in here.

I was recently featured on the Risk! podcast telling a story The Onion AV Club called, "unexpectedly poignant" (listen here).

My humor writing has appeared on McSweeney's (here and here) and Yankee Pot Roast.

I also write and perform sketches as part of the two-person duo Kathy and Emily and in the sketch group Gentleman Caller.

 

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