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Usually when there is a cheerleader on 48 Hours Mystery, she is the victim BUT sometimes she is the killer. Preliminary investigation indicated this may be telegraphed in the following language: Referred to as “former cheerleader” = victim Referred to as “ex-cheerleader” = killer This has since been debunked. What’s sunlight like, again? I forget.

Usually when there is a cheerleader on 48 Hours Mystery, she is the victim BUT sometimes she is the killer. Preliminary investigation indicated this may be telegraphed in the following language:

Referred to as “former cheerleader” = victim

Referred to as “ex-cheerleader” = killer

This has since been debunked.

What’s sunlight like, again? I forget.



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My name is Kathy Salerno and I'm a humor writer and performer in NYC.

I'm a sketch writer on the UCB Theatre NY Maude Team Fambly. You can see videos I wrote and/or performed in here.

I was recently featured on the Risk! podcast telling a story The Onion AV Club called, "unexpectedly poignant" (listen here).

My humor writing has appeared on McSweeney's (here and here) and Yankee Pot Roast.

I also write and perform sketches as part of the two-person duo Kathy and Emily and in the sketch group Gentleman Caller.

 

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